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29

Jan

Damn straight.

And if you call me a sociopath again, I’ll introduce you to my skates.

Damn straight.

And if you call me a sociopath again, I’ll introduce you to my skates.

(Source: 4lly)

10

Dec

markmardon:

#I’m forever in love with Mark Mardon’s boyfriend.
Fuck you Lisa. You know as well as I do that the last time I got drunk, I convinced Eobard to help me steal the Cosmic Treadmill so that he and I could get gay married. My married name is now Mark Squared, for there are two of us, you see.

Mark, I’m saying this to you as a friend. Stay away from the vodka.

markmardon:

#I’m forever in love with Mark Mardon’s boyfriend.

Fuck you Lisa. You know as well as I do that the last time I got drunk, I convinced Eobard to help me steal the Cosmic Treadmill so that he and I could get gay married. My married name is now Mark Squared, for there are two of us, you see.

Mark, I’m saying this to you as a friend. Stay away from the vodka.

(Source: iminternetting)

15

Nov

touchofgrey37 asked: Lisa. Lisa. So I was talking to this bottle of vodka, and it made me realize something. You're beautiful. You're a beautiful persona Lisa Snart. But the Rogues were formed because everyone secretly wanted to fuck your brother. EVERYONE. The vodka told me, and the other vodka confirmed it.

Mark, sweetie… maybe Vodka isn’t your thing.

14

Nov

keen-incisions:

I should have drawn this AGES ago.

Hey, Piper! You know this guy?

keen-incisions:

I should have drawn this AGES ago.

Hey, Piper! You know this guy?

13

Nov

touchofgrey37:

tumbl-rogues:

lazinoch:

MacBookPro 13” GIVEAWAY!!
My dad’s friend gave me this laptop for an early Christmas gift but I already have one and no one else in my family needs it as well. So I’m giving this away as a Thanksgiving/Christmas raffle!
Just like this for a chance to win.
Reblog it for two chances!! 
To enter you must be 18 years or older.
Only likes and reblogs on this post before 12 PM on Thanksgiving day counts as an entry!!

Guys.  We could cause a lot of trouble on this thing.  We’d probably have to keep Lenny away from it because you know how he loves to keysmash when he’s excited.

I thought we signed a pact back when personal computers first got big that any and all computing that needed to be done would be relegated to Digger’s boyfriend tech friend, Noah? Because, aside from Hart, we are all completely useless at computers?
Does no one remember the pact?

Hey, speak for yourself! I will gladly take on the responsibility of a new laptop.
Wait. …how are you even on here?

touchofgrey37:

tumbl-rogues:

lazinoch:

MacBookPro 13” GIVEAWAY!!

My dad’s friend gave me this laptop for an early Christmas gift but I already have one and no one else in my family needs it as well. So I’m giving this away as a Thanksgiving/Christmas raffle!

  • Just like this for a chance to win.
  • Reblog it for two chances!! 
  • To enter you must be 18 years or older.
  • Only likes and reblogs on this post before 12 PM on Thanksgiving day counts as an entry!!

Guys.  We could cause a lot of trouble on this thing.  We’d probably have to keep Lenny away from it because you know how he loves to keysmash when he’s excited.

I thought we signed a pact back when personal computers first got big that any and all computing that needed to be done would be relegated to Digger’s boyfriend tech friend, Noah? Because, aside from Hart, we are all completely useless at computers?

Does no one remember the pact?

Hey, speak for yourself! I will gladly take on the responsibility of a new laptop.

Wait. …how are you even on here?

I’d make a Golden Glider Magical Girl, but:

iheartrogues:

That’s already been taken care of.

Headcanon: Is that a banana in your pocket…?

iheartrogues:

Or Kennedy’s Fault: Part Deux

I am too tired and lazy to edit out stuff like commentary so, you get the raw uncut version. There are probably many grammatical errors and my spelling might be crappy in some places due to the fact that it is freakin’ late. Enjoy my theorizing over the contents of the Rogues’ pockets.

 Marie 12:36 am

     That sounds about right.
    
Now I’m wondering what the various Rogues keep in their pockets. -_-
    
I have no liiiiiiiiifffffeeeee 

 

 hickoryflower7 12:37 am
    
condoms and beer money 

 

 Marie 12:37 am
    
Len’s doubles as ice cream money.
    
Because I can.
    
Also, Evan carries around a little compact. Mark thinks this is hilarious.

 

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Kennedy’s Fault: The Fanfiction

iheartrogues:

No, really. Every bit of this is her fault. And the sentence structure is a little kooky (read: run-on sentences like nobody’s business up in this bizz-nitch) ‘cause I wrote it in AIM and I was rambling. I’ve edited out most of the timestamps and Kennedy’s lovely, keyboard smash commentary.

So, without further ado:

 Marie 10:36 pm

    SOON…

    But, really: you made me ship Owen and Axel.

    That’s not fair.

 hickoryflower7 10:37 pm

    well now you feel my pain because someone else made me ship it as well

 Marie 10:37 pm

    Endless vicious cycle.

 hickoryflower7 10:37 pm

    well not really ship it, but be willing enough to write a fic about it

 Marie 10:38 pm

    I just have this image in my head. Of them liking each other. But not really getting that they like each other. And being awkward. And Owen’s just like ‘Being friends with Axel is harder than having a girlfriend.’ But, really, Axel is his girlfriend.

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11

Nov

gorogues:

I requested this pic in return for answering a trivia question correctly, thus fulfilling my crazed shipping desires…for the moment.
By Waterwindow!

…sigh♥

gorogues:

I requested this pic in return for answering a trivia question correctly, thus fulfilling my crazed shipping desires…for the moment.

By Waterwindow!

…sigh

08

Nov

WHEN I EAT AN ICE-CREAM

EXPECTATION:

REALITY:

Click here if you’re awkward!

(Source: noregretsjustreblogs)